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Edgard ([personal profile] muckspout) wrote2020-08-02 07:40 am

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altusimperius: (lol ok)

[personal profile] altusimperius 2021-02-24 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Bene knits his brow in mild, perhaps even fond, exasperation.

"It's dirty," he points out, "you'll never pick up anyone that way. Or. ...you might, but they won't be the kind of people you want."
altusimperius: (u love me)

[personal profile] altusimperius 2021-02-25 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Bene perks right up at that.

"You can borrow some of my clothes, if you want to look nice," he adds, "...you'll have to take a bath first, but I think we're about the same size."

Unearthing a wooden chest from beneath his bed, he sorts through it until he finds his comb, then comes to sit on Edgard's bed behind him. This will take a while.
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[personal profile] altusimperius 2021-03-01 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Are they?"

He won't push it, though-- it's Edgard's loss.
Combing through as carefully as he can, he scoffs.

"Don't be a baby. I'm being as gentle as I can, all things considered."
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[personal profile] altusimperius 2021-03-02 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes," Bene answers primly, "this is why it takes so long, and why it's so shiny and silky, though yours would only smell as nice if we washed it too.

...but that would take too long, to do properly."

He's being quite careful about not ripping the comb through knots, because tearing it would remove any chance of salvaging what's there.

"You could have lovely hair, if you'd only care for it."
altusimperius: (srsly)

[personal profile] altusimperius 2021-03-05 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Then you should cut it," Bene says bluntly, taking his time with one especially wretched knot.

"If you're not going to care for it, why keep it long?"
Edited 2021-03-05 23:11 (UTC)
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[personal profile] altusimperius 2021-03-06 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
"All right, then be nice to it?"

Bene shakes his head to himself, this being the most obvious thing in the world.

"Your hair's like... well it's part of you. And it deserves to be treated well. At least treat it as well as you would a pet. You wouldn't let a dog get this ratty, would you?"
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[personal profile] altusimperius 2021-03-07 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Even animals clean themselves, Edgard," Bene mutters, rolling his eyes as he finally clears another knot.
altusimperius: (ugh)

[personal profile] altusimperius 2021-03-12 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
"So you lick yourself?"
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[personal profile] altusimperius 2021-03-15 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hmm."

Time to just. ...sit with that.